YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
Teen Wolf S3: Derek’s loft
#NCIS star Pauley Perrette at the CBS #SummerSoiree!
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
I made out with Kate and was escorted from the building.
I danced with Ziva and went to jail (did we break something)
I punched Palmer naked…
I hugged Vance and died. :(
Aww… you’re Jackie! What? Too soon?
Too soon! :p
I punched Ziva and died. Well, that sounds about right. (The dying part that is, not the punching. I’d never punch my bby. But I’m sure if I did I’d be dead.)
I made out with Gibbs in front of everyone.
I tickled Tony in Paris.
we’ll never know
- be thin
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
- have a vagina
This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.